ROUND 13 REVIEW
Drag Queens 52 narrowly pip Mighty Broncos 24
Once again the Broncos started off strong and were definitely the better team for 38 minutes of the game…then Isaako decided to commit the most unforgivable sin when the Broncs were looking the goods. As he sat back and watched a loose ball grubbered in-goal, the Drag Queen players swooped in and scored. Terrible, and pretty much wraps up the Broncos season. Kudos to the Drag Queens, but in reality, we made them look good…
Kitty Kats 26 pump Boganville Panfers 6
What a cracker of a performance from the Tiges!!! Dane Laurie went from hero to zero when he scored the first of the Tiger’s meat pies, but then proceeded to take a very noticeable dive in order to secure a penalty. It was so bad, that even Blocker Roach said “…this isn’t soccer”. It was nothing but a terrible display of poor sportsmanship and one which he SHOULD be held accountable for…but won’t. But not even that blight could take the shine off a totally dominant performance from the Tiges!!! Unrucky Panfers!!!
Dodgy Mexicans 20 sneak home against Meter Maids 14
As if it was a case of dejavu, the Titans were on top…albeit for a little while, grabbing the first try. Unfortunately for them, some pretty poor defence saw the Storm bounce out to a 16-4 lead. When they crossed again with the score at 20-8, you could be forgiven for thinking it was all over bar the shouting, but not so. The Titans scored another try but then proceeded to bomb 3 other attempts which should have seen them secure the two points!!!
Trouser Snakes 40 smash Novocastrations 4
You know what the good thing about this win for Parra was??? It was that Snotlocker wasn’t on the field after being dropped. Hell, they didn’t need him at all as they cruised to a 40 point lead, not giving the Novocastrations an inch. It was only a meaty late in the game that saw the lowly Novocastrations save their pants …
ROUND 14 PREVIEW
Water Budgies vs Brokeback Mountain Cowgirls
I don’t think it will really matter whether the Origin stars are back or not because either way, Manly should be able to take care of the Brokeback Mountain Cowgirls without too much trouble. After all, it is at ‘Fortress Brooky’ don’t forget, and the Cowgirls are not a massive fan of travelling. If Tommy Turdlinger plays, double that margin!!!
Manly by 10
Peptide Pals vs Boganville Panfers
Sharky fans will be licking their lips at the thought of taking down the competition front runners. The Tigers brought their A game last weekend and put the Panfers to the sword, but one thing the Cronulla faithful are forgetting is that the Sharks suck big monkey balls…and not those good looking monkeys either!!! I think Penriff will bounce back with an easy win as the Sharks fold quicker than a deck of cards…especially as they have told half of their squad that they are free to try the market for next year…
Choccy Soldiers by 20
Meter Maids vs Headless Chooks
Can the Meter Maids pull out a Broncos-like performance and absolutely flog the piss out of the Rorters??? Of course not…hell, they couldn’t beat time with a stick lately!!! This week will be worse because their Origin stars will be tired and there is a good chance that they won’t even play. Wouldn’t matter, the Chooks will still want to finish the season on a high for Morris, even though they won’t win the Premiership…
Rorters by 18
Rusty’s Roadkill vs Novocastrations
Newcastle had the perfect chance to sink the slipper into the Eels last week but instead they forgot how to defend and let Parramatta think that they are a half-decent side!!! They were simply awful as they gave their fans a swift kick in the Jatz Crackers by turning up in the last 5 minutes of the game. Soufs will do this in a canter. Sure, they haven’t been setting the world on fire of late, but they have enough firepower to put the cleaners through the Shite Knights!!!
Bunnies by 22
Faiders vs Mighty Broncos
Here comes another ambush!!! Everyone is expecting Brisbane to roll over like a little beotch but after the embarrassment of last week’s narrow loss to the Drag Queens, I think the Broncs will be out for blood. The Faiders have the home ground advantage and even though it will be 20 degrees colder than in Brissy, look for a change in attitude with Brisbane as they look to salvage their season!!!
Broncos by 12
Sheep Shaggers vs Dodgy Mexicans
The Shaggers were involved in a close one with the Bye last week, but they managed to scrape home with a win. This week they won’t be so lucky as Melbourne welcome back their rep players and will be looking to keep breathing down the Panfer’s neck. Bellyache is too experienced to let his ladies be affected by a post-Origin hangover so I am expecting them to be on point. This is one game which could get out of control if the Warriors are not careful…
Storm by 20
Trouser Snakes vs Kitty Kats
Geez, what I would give to watch the Tigers absolutely hand Parramatta their arse, and it is a slim possibility, but I have this bad feeling that the Knights played the Trouser Snakes back into form. I would pay money to see it, but something tells me that Parra will make it back to back wins. But, as we all know, since when has common sense came into my tips??? Let’s go the upset…
Tigers by 10
Bullgrubs vs Drag Queens
Another side that I would love to watch win is the Bullgrubs. I shouldn’t be rooting for them because if they do manage to jag a win or two, it won’t take much for them to overtake Brisbane because God knows when our next win is coming!!! I don’t know what it is with the Grubs, but they couldn’t buy a win if you paid them. As much as I will be kicking them home, I have to bet with my head in this one…
Pink V by 12